Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Now That My Computer And My Modem Are Communicating Again, Here's Some Dyngus Day Pictures.
Wednesday, April 07, 2010
It Seems Like Only Yesterday....
Well...here we go again. *sigh*.
Monday, March 29, 2010
The Only Difference Between Men And Boys Is the Price Of Their Toys
Thaaaaaats right, he bought a 2011 Mustang. 412 horsepower, 5-litre V8, 6 speed, In the words of Tim The Tool Man Taylor, ARRRRH ARRRRRRH ARRRG
On a positive note, when thats paid for, I get a new kitchen.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Confession Time
Here goes.....
Last night we left the Sabres game early.
That's right!!!!....we broke a cardinal rule. We left with 4 minutes left and the minute we got in the car and travelled 20 feet in the parking ramp, the couple that was with us, The Spouse and I had a discussion. It went like this.....
- Watch, they'll score now.
- Watch, they'll tie it up now
- Watch, it'll go to a shootout
- Watch, Miller will be awesome.
- Watch, they'll win.
Son of a Bee Sting don't all those things happen.
In our defense, it was a pretty crappy first 58 out of 60 minutes of hockey, the couple we were with had an hour + ride home, we all had to work in the morning the game stared late, and ended late....after 10:00 we didn't want to be stuck in the upper yeah, we shoulda been there earlier, but hey, we were having ribs at Al-E-Oops parking ramp for an additional hour, so we left.
That kinda sucked, but it all worked out.
Monday, March 08, 2010
The Search Is Over
Well, I went a little beyond the whole sideboard thing and just purchased this from Pottery Barn.

I love Pottery Barn. If I could, I'd buy everything they had. I need to win the lottery or something. Its not available for delivery till April 11, so I have to put on my patience pants till then. Well, technically I have to keep them on because I've been wearing them since I ordered Pirate Radio from Borders a couple weeks ago. That movie gets released and shipped tomorrow. AND my new sneakers should be here by Thursday. Man, the Fed-Ex/UPS truck never stops here. Till now :-)
Tuesday, March 02, 2010
Two Things That Practically Just Dropped In My Lap Today.
I found THE most comfortable sneaker! I have a hard time finding sneakers that dont hurt my feet. This is why I wear Crocs to work. Yes, I realize that they are
I can tell within 5 seconds after trying on a pair of shoes if they're comfy enough to buy. This was one of those times. I've been wearing them for 3 hours and my feet don't hurt. At all. Brand new shoes. 3 hours. No ouchie. SOLD! I liked them so much, I went to skecher.com and bought another pair.
Thing Two...
Got an email from ChaCha today and it offered a link to this....quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen on the internet. And I've seen a lot of funny things....
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Powder Keggin'
Downtown was bustling. Lots of people. We had lunch at The Pearl Street Grill (pictured here, the hub of the activity) then hit the streets. *as always, click on the pic to make it bigger*
Lots of characters....the Abominable Snowman even showed up.

Here's the incredible Ice Maze. Official dubbed by the Guinness World Book as the largest ice maze in the world. Yeah, I totally stole this picture from The PowderKeg website.


I think this is going to turn into quite a nice festival. Maybe a little earlier in the month might help with the snow and temperature conditions and maybe spread it out a little, but it was really cool to see all those people out and about downtown in the middle of winter. Good job Powder Keg People!
Saturday, February 20, 2010
When The Cat Is Away, The Mouse Turns Into A Slug
- slept in, (till about 8)
- had a cup of tea
- took a nap
- watched a movie....Splendor In The Grass
- emptied the dishwasher
- posted this
I think I'll take another nap, it's been a busy day.
Thursday, February 11, 2010
It Doesnt Happen Very Often....
It really sucks to be youse guys!!!!!
Here in The Buff, The B-Lo, The Queen City of the Lakes, The City With No Pity, There's a paltry 3 inches of snow on the ground, there's snowmobile events being cancelled left and right because the conditions are not good enough. In February. In Western New York. In February.
It's a tad bit cold but we don't care cuz the sun is shining. Did I mention its February?
We've got other States, yes I said STATES! asking for advice on how to rid themselves of this white scourge that has plagued them. In the spirit of sharing, here's some advice on how to muddle thru...
- It's snow. It's going to melt.
- If you don't have to go out, don't. Simple, so far
- In the words of our esteemed former mayor, the late Jimmy Griffin "Stay inside, grab a six-pack and watch a good football game.” yes, its February. The fridge in the garage should have beer. What? you don't have a fridge in the garage just for beverages? You'll never survive here, man.
- Drive slower. And by slower, I mean "Don't Be A Dick!!!" ask The Spouse, that's my motto. for real!
- Don't clear out the driveway till the plow comes down the road. or you'll be doing it again later. while you're waiting for it refer to the Jimmy quote above.
- Help out your neighbor. Snowblow their sidewalk and driveway. Oh, right, you guys don't really have snowblowers just hanging around, huh? In that case just wave to your neighbors out the window.
Here in Buffalo, we need the snow. They started prepping the ice on Lake Erie for the Labatt Blue Pond Hockey Tournament. Started building the 8 rinks today. This event coincides with The Powder Keg Festival. which sounds like one awesome way to spend a weekend. Offspring #3, my festival buddy, and I will be going downtown to participate. In one way or another. There are, like a million things going on. An ice maze. broom ball, bubble hockey, pancake breakfasts...read the link, there's too much to post here. If you're in the area, I'll be the one waiting at the end of the Seneca St. exit ramp off The Skyway keep in mind there's a good reason this road is called The Skyway. think about it when #3 comes tubing down. TUBING DOWN THE EXIT RAMP OF THE SKYWAY! On a TUBE! how cool is that? If you click on this picture, you'll be able to see the top half of the ramp. Then it bears to the right and goes down and around. It's harrowing in a car, I can't imagine a tire tube!
I sure hope we have enough snow for that. Maybe we should send a couple of plows and trucks to DC under the guise of helping out and steal their snow.
Sunday, February 07, 2010
Halftime Update
Stay tuned!!!
Tuesday, February 02, 2010
Shocking!!!!
Friday, January 29, 2010
Why is it......
And when a bunch of guys do the same thing it's called a poker game?
Thursday, January 28, 2010
On This Date In History.....
... 33 years ago the big one, aptly named The Blizzard Of 77, hit. MotherNature celebrated by dumping 8 inches of snow on us last night. Party on MN, party on.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Here We Go, Sportsfans!
WooHoo.
Yay.
RahRah-Sis-BoomBah.
I should probably root for the Saints. We lived there for a couple of years. OffSpring #1 was born there. But I really have no feeling one way or the other. Whom ever wins, wins.
I do however have an interest in the score. And by interest I mean a bunch of money on more than a few pools. So, lets all put on our positive thinking caps and channel all our energy into these numbers...
(AFC first number - NFC second number)
8-2 (not feeling good about this one)
4-0 (not a bad number)
6-2 (really?)
0-0 (this one could be worth something, huh?)
5-2 (almost as likely at 6-2)
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Seriously?????
Today, I decided to sync up my iPod, cuz y'know, I got rid of some stuff, I added some stuff. Nothing major. I plug the iPod into the computer, it tells me its synching, when its ok to disconnect after the sync is complete and I unplug the iPod.
So far, so good.
Wait a minute....this thing is completely empty. Void of any melody. My computer just ERASED EVERYTHING!!!!
Ok, deep breaths....don't panic. Unplug it and resync. No big deal, breathe.... in and out....there you go.
Again nothing!!!
And yet again!!!
Resetting it didn't help. Twice. All the music is still on my computer, so why will nothing sync and download over???? Will it erase everything off my phone if I plug in to sync??? Just what the hell kind of conspiracy is going on here? Do I have gremlins in my iPod? Will Modern Family continue to be the funniest show on tv for a long time? I have questions, people...give me answers!!!!
Looks like I'll be going over to the Apple store. This could be a sign that I should invest in a new iPod. Hey, while I'm there I'll go over to Pottery Barn and check out the sideboards.
I can turn anything into a shopping trip.
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
I'm Shopping Right Now....
I need a place to keep all my Grandmother's China. Currently some of it is down in the basement collecting dust and the rest of it is in the cupboard above my stove. Along with all kinds of other crap that I keep jamming in there. Its a real adventure when you open this particular cupboard. You never know whats going to fall out. I'd really like to make that useable storage space for stuff I actually use instead of stuff I don't.
Two years ago I went to Buffalo China's big spring clearance. They sell off all the imperfect, but perfectly usable, stuff. I went nuts, considering that I'd never actually had a whole collection that matched. And this is all restaurant quality. I left with 12 each of bowls, plates, and BIG plates. I contemplated whether the BIG plates were going to fit in my dishwasher. I decided that they would and when I got home, I discovered that they DIDN'T FIT IN MY CUPBOARDS!!! Yeah...like I said....BIG plates 12" in diamater. They've been stored under an end table in my living room since I got them.
I found one at Ashley Furiture the other day. Picture this without the top hutch. I like it and all but I'm torn about the glass doors. I just dont know about those.

I really like this one from Ballard. I don't know who Ballard is or where they're located. I just found it online. And I dont really want to buy without seeing it first. But I really like it.

But this one here from Pottery Barn is by far my favorite...

I may take a run over to Pottery Barn tomorrow afternoon.
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Update on the Titanium Twins
My cousin Julie had the most incredible gifts made for them. Really nice zip jackets, black with a red lining.....

And the most AWESOME tag embroidered on to them....

BEST.
GIFT.
EVER!!!!!
We need to get a picture of them in their finery together.
Thursday, December 10, 2009
I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas
I found this picture whilst perusing The Buffalo News. I thought it was pretty cool so I lifted it. Hey, don't judge, I gave full credit and admitted my plagarism. It was taken from the top of the Liberty Bank Building.
It took me 50 minutes to do my normal 10-15 minute commute home today, what with the white-outs and piling up snow and idiot drivers. I debated getting on the I-190 for about 2 seconds. Good choice on my part not to get on....it was a parking lot.
I finally made it to my street, when to my surprise, only half of it was plowed. And guess what, the unplowed part was my part. I had to park around the block and walk home because I couldnt get up the street. Brrrrr. Actually I was better off doing that anyway because, with the drifts in the driveway, I would have never made it into the garage.
This pic here shows the depth of the drifts. Thats The Spouse getting ready to plow them out of here.
I'm spending the evening getting a start on my Christmas cookie baking. I cant think of a better way to spend a snow night.
Wednesday, December 02, 2009
Doe, A Deer, A Female Deer....
I was minding my own business driving down Borden Road when I spotted a couple of our white tailed friends crossing the road. Naturally I slowed way down because if there's one deer in the road chances are there's another. Who knew it would be a whole herd of them!!! I was going less than 20 mph. I had my eye on the one directly in front of my car (and by directly I mean 3 feet in front of me) when another just rammed into the side of my car by the front wheel. It's an awful sound....vehicle meeting furry animal. In my passenger side mirror I saw the thing on the ground on the side if the road. Shit. I thought about getting out of the car for about a nano second and continued home. While I was assessing the damage (which really isn't that bad) The Spouse pulled in the driveway. We hopped in his car to go back to the scene, (cuz we're morbid like that) and when we got to the spot the deer was gone. So, I'm not a Bambi killer...I just maim.
In my defense, those deer were NOT crossing at the DeerCrossing sign.
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Happy Thanksgiving
I shall limit my martini consumption to 2.
Before dinner.
Maybe one after.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Good thing....
Saturday, November 07, 2009
Extremes
Yesterday was sooooo damp and chilly you felt it in your bones.
Today and tomorrow????? Temps in the high 50's and low 60's.
Welcome to the B-lo. Don't like the weather? Wait a couple minutes.
Extreme Makeover Home Edition will be in town this weekend so I guess cooperation from Mother Nature will help dispel the old "all it ever does here is snow" myth.
Sunday, October 18, 2009
The Titanuim Twins And The Case Of The Fractured Femurs
Tuesday, The Maternal Unit had been on a walking tour downtown with a group of retirees that she used to work with. She recounted that she was talking and walking and then the next thing she knew she was on the pavement. She didn't remember tripping or stumbling...just landing. Being the good daughter that I am, I questioned if she had been chewing gum at the same time. My brother came up with a few good zingers during our wait in the ER too. Good thing we know how to act in these kinds of situations. Laughter is the best medicine, after all.
There was lots of texting going on....sharing info with family members, especially with my cousin Julie in Atlanta, who happens to be the Offspring of The Maternal One's twin sister.
When she went up to surgery to have the rod and screws inserted into the femur *you just cringed reading that didn't you* I made a phone call to my Aunt Twin, who coincidentally fractured her femur 3 years previous. Of course she told me to tell mom to "quit copying her" and other good natured barbs. You can see where us cousins get our sense of humor now, don't you? Anyway, when the surgeon came down to talk to my brother and I after the surgery, he stated that the sharpness of the break indicated a stress fracture and that the bone probably broke and then she went down. "we've been seeing this a lot in patients who have been taking Fosimax for more than 5 years"
WHAT???? You mean this drug that's supposed to prevent osteoporosis actually does the opposite??? how does that happen?
Fast forward to Friday morning..... I get this text from the aforementione cousin Julie...
Not a joke|
My mother just broke her leg (the right femur this time) can u fucking believe that?? Patti just called they r on the way to the hosp in ambulance
WHAT??????
UnFREAKing believable!!!!!! The Aunt Twin falls on the kitchen floor and breaks her OTHER femur. And guess what her surgeon says. "she looks like the pictures in the medical journals of Fosimax issues and the bone probably broke and then she fell.
So now they are both laid up in rehab facilities. And Julie and I are calling the two of them The Titanium Twins.
Crazy week
On This Date In History.....
And happy birthday to your spouse on tuesday too!
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on another note, I've got quite a story to tell about my Maternal Unit and her Twin (who, from now on will be referred to as The Titanium Twins) Upcoming as soon as I have the time to compose.
Monday, October 12, 2009
Another Installment of......On This Date In History
3 years ago today, The TreeStorm started. We went to bed knowing that there would probably be a snow day on the 13th. It was snowing pretty hard. Little did we know there would be a week of snow days.
And when we woke up....this is what we saw.....
We didn't think this tree would survive...
But here she is two days later....I love the color of those leaves.
And here she stands today, 3 years later. Stronger than ever I think. A little weird that her leaves are just starting to change color now, isnt it?

Saturday, October 10, 2009
Pointless Stuff
No?
Well, you're missing out on some funny stuff.
I suggest you watch.
It's probably the best new show of the new tv season.
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A couple of weeks ago I got a blast from the past. A girl I used to work with when The Spouse and I lived in New Orleans called. They had just retired, bought a motor home *and by motor home I mean a house disguised as a bus* and would be up in our neck of the woods. So we met up with them Tuesday night for a couple beers and food. Blew me away when I heard that deep southern accent on the phone.
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The leaves are changing and there's a bit of a nip in the air. And there's Christmas stuff in stores already. It's not even Halloween yet!!!
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that's all for now
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Oinktoberfest






Thursday, September 24, 2009
Ok, Now We're In Business!
So you'll be hearing alot more from me more often now.
Now I just have to figure out how to post pictures from the phone.
This is only a test
Posting this from the phone. I think I figured out how to do it.
Here goes. *Hitting publish*
Tuesday, September 08, 2009
Some Random Wedding Stuff....
A couple of things....
Lots and LOTS of beer mixed with 20-ish testosterone is not a good combination. The after party almost got out of control. I spent a good hour trying to get a jump on the clean up....3 big bags of garbage and a couple bags of beer cans. I went upstairs about 10:30, just to get 10 minutes of quiet time because I was starting to get annoyed with the young bucks. Woke up at 4:30 am. My 10 minutes turned into 6 hours. The Spouse and The Offspring cleaned up the rest of the mess.
Nineteen 30 pack of beer were consumed at the house. UnFREAKIN'believable.
I want to thank the following people......
- Judge Tim Walker. Anyone who quotes Dr. Seuss and Green Eggs and Ham during an exchanage of vows is alright in my book.
- Annette Szcymanski at Shelly's Flowers. The floral arrangements were stunningly perfect.
- Jim Weldy of "The Boys of Summer" for the perfect music
- Donna Ilecki for the culinary masterpiece that was The Cake
- Dave Wozniak, our brilliant photographer and friend.
- Joseph's Country Manor for their wonderful venue.
- Lee Nowicki who made the bride's dress and then delivered it as a wedding present.
- And last but certainly not least....Mother Nature herself for probably the nicest day of the year.
Sunday, September 06, 2009
The Wedding

Wednesday, September 02, 2009
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Sunday In The Park






